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When will it warm up
When will I see you again
When will I get my refund
When will I die

Why am I so ugly
Why am I so gassy
Why am I single
Why am I so awake

What if she says no
What if she says maybe
What if she has a boyfriend
What if she doesn’t text back

Will I ever be happy
Will I ever grow a beard
Will I ever be good enough
Will I ever love again

Am I a psycho
Am I a narcissist
Am I a hipster
Am I fat

Is she a player
Is she attracted to me
Is she a keeper
Is she a hoe

What if we could
What if we were real
What if we are the aliens
What if we had no moon


released August 4, 2015
Song by JPR (Jeffrey Pepper Rodgers Music, ASCAP)
JPR: vocal, guitar, bass, drums
Wendy Ramsay: clarinet
Recorded by JPR
Mixed and mastered by Jocko at More Sound, Syracuse, New York



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Jeffrey Pepper Rodgers Syracuse, New York

John Lennon Songwriting Contest grand prize winner and founding editor of Acoustic Guitar magazine.

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